When approaching a port, the Scotsman:
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. And the crab cakes ain’t too bad, either!
- Is it fast?
- It sure is. But it’s gonna cost ya - 10,000 up-front.
- 10,000? We could buy our own ship for that!
- But who’s gonna sail it?
- I can. I piloted (some smaller kind of ship) back when I was a kid.
(and if you haven’t seen Star Wars, you’re just not gonna get it)