Samurai Jack - Ingenious!

When approaching a port, the Scotsman:

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. And the crab cakes ain’t too bad, either!

Later on:

• Is it fast?
• It sure is. But it’s gonna cost ya - 10,000 up-front.
• 10,000? We could buy our own ship for that!
• But who’s gonna sail it?
• I can. I piloted (some smaller kind of ship) back when I was a kid.

(and if you haven’t seen Star Wars, you’re just not gonna get it)