Samurai Jack - Ingenious!


When approaching a port, the Scotsman:

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany. And the crab cakes ain’t too bad, either!

Later on:

  • Is it fast?
  • It sure is. But it’s gonna cost ya - 10,000 up-front.
  • 10,000? We could buy our own ship for that!
  • But who’s gonna sail it?
  • I can. I piloted (some smaller kind of ship) back when I was a kid.

(and if you haven’t seen Star Wars, you’re just not gonna get it)